TERAPI MATA RABUN DENGAN MELIHAT PAYUDARA
Wow, ini benar2 dahsyat gan!!! Manfaat Sering Melihat payudara ternyata ada manfaatnya lohc.heheheee...Tapi awas dosa! Gini ceritanya sob, “Studi Payudara dan anjuran-anjurannya” Ini adalah sebuah studi...
yang dimuat di New England Journal of Medicine tersebut mengatakan bahwa menatap buah dada yang seksi
selama 10 menit bisa disamakan dengan latihan aerobik selama 30 menit dan mempertajam pengihatan untuk mata yang bermasalah atau rabun. busyettt deh!
Penelitian dilakukan oleh Dr. Karen Bouncer dan koleganya di tiga rumah sakit di Frankfurt ,Jerman, yang melibatkan 200 lelaki.
Seratus orang disuruh melihat payudara secara teratur setiap hari, sebaliknya seratus lelaki lainnya justru dilarang untuk melihatnya.Studi dilakukan selama lima tahun dan hasilnya menunjukkan kelompok pengintip dada perempuan mempunyai tekanan darah lebih rendah, denyut nadi lebih lambat saat istirahat, dan mengalami gangguan pembuluh darah jantung lebih rendah. “Kenikmatan seksual memacu denyut jantung dan memperlancar sirkulasi darah,” kata Dr. Bouncer. “Kami percaya jika lelaki memandang dada ukuran ‘cup D’ secara teratur, mereka akan hidup lebih panjang empat atau lima tahun.”
Dia menganjurkan kaum lelaki, terutama usia di atas 30 tahun, untuk menonton acara TV seperti Baywatch dan majalah-majalah panas seperti Playboy, yang menampilkan perempuan-perempuan berdada besar. Para peneliti juga mencatat nama-nama selebritis berdada seksi yang dianggap bisa ‘menyehatkan’ lelaki, diantaranya Dolly Parton,
Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith, dan Demi Moore. Kalau selebritis Indonesia , siapa ya kira-kira?
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Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout," declared gerontologist Dr.Karen Bouncer
Dr. Bouncer and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany,
reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outp
atients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the
other half told to refrain from doing so.
The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood
pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Bouncer. "There's no question: Gazing at
large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this
activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half."
Dr. Bouncer suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes
a day looking at breasts sized "D-cup" or greater. "We believe that by doing
so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
Dr. Bouncer says she would advise U.S. males to watch "jiggle" shows on TV,
rent low-budget women-in-prison movies and peruse men's magazines such as
Playboy as often as possible.
The expert also listed several bosomy celebs whose headlights were most
likely to yield a beneficial health effect. These amply endowed "angels of
mercy" include Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and
Demi Moore.
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